im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
this just has baby written all over it
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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