do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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