So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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