Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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