How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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