come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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