Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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