I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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