Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
