She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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