Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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