Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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