hell yes lets make some ravioli
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
