My nipple is on Facebook.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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