i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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