i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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