youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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