You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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