did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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