Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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