The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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