but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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