So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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