Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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