i just google imaged poop.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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