remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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