Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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