just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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