remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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