That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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