Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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