love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Randomize
