:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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