South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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