Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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