Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he fucked my hip out of place.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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