It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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