i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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