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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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