Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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