Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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