The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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