I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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