you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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