He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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