i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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