i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Randomize
