i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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