new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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