Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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