how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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