just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
