the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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