i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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